Evening News Jamtard cartoon “unfunny” say Kickback

April 10th, 2008 No Comments »

“Maybe just me but I find most of his stuff spectacularly unfunny – and dreadfully dull.” – A Kickback Jamtard

“Not very funny. And not because it’s anti Hearts. Good humour is good humour and this ain’t it. ” – Another Kickback Jamtard

“I hope he (the cartoonist) gets anal warts.” – yet another greetin’ Jamboid

I thought it was pretty funny…

Jambo Cartoon

Hearts hero is star of Billy Elliot movie

April 8th, 2008 1 Comment »

A video of Hearts striker Calum Elliot dancing with his gay lover surfaces on YouTube, hospitals throughout Scotland are overwhelmed as Hibs fans split their sides laughing.

Oh, the Hibees are Gay!

The Daily Record contains a scathing attack on the situation at Tynecastle

April 7th, 2008 No Comments »

In an article today by the Daily Retard hack, Gordon Parks really goes to town on the Jamtards:

“HAVING delusions of grandeur isn’t a crime but inflicting a false sense of superiority on Scottish football’s public should become a punishable offence.
The club in question stands guilty of dressing itself up as a so-called SPL superpower but the reality is it’s been exposed as a sham outfit with an overinflated sense of its own worth.”
“There’s the off-field turmoil which plays out like a pantomime, they’ve had a manager placed on gardening leave before being sacked, they’ve got debt running at a level that could threaten their very existence and a backer who’s known to have a fondness for exotic animals.”

Snigger, snigger. Check out the full article if you can bear to soil your internets with this retarded newspaper.

A quote from George Foulkes

April 7th, 2008 No Comments »

George Foulkes“It is sad as a fan to know our season is over.” blah…blah… “But there is another far more serious consequence of our failure to win against Killie on Saturday. Financial. By missing out on a top-six place Hearts have surrendered the rights to any major fixtures. It means we will no longer have sell-out crowds for the likes of Celtic, Rangers and Hibs. Which will leave the corporate hospitality suites bare, the programmes unsold, advertising low. This market is worth tens of thousands of pounds to the club and at a time when debt is already at its highest ever, made worse by a costly mistake that it can ill afford.”

Stop sniggering at the back. lol

George Foulkes

Hearts draw with Kilmarnock

April 5th, 2008 No Comments »

Hearts drew with Kilmarnock today to ensure a place in the bottom six after the SPL split for the Big Team.