A video of Hearts striker Calum Elliot dancing with his gay lover surfaces on YouTube, hospitals throughout Scotland are overwhelmed as Hibs fans split their sides laughing.
In an article today by the Daily Retard hack, Gordon Parks really goes to town on the Jamtards:
“HAVING delusions of grandeur isn’t a crime but inflicting a false sense of superiority on Scottish football’s public should become a punishable offence.
The club in question stands guilty of dressing itself up as a so-called SPL superpower but the reality is it’s been exposed as a sham outfit with an overinflated sense of its own worth.”
“There’s the off-field turmoil which plays out like a pantomime, they’ve had a manager placed on gardening leave before being sacked, they’ve got debt running at a level that could threaten their very existence and a backer who’s known to have a fondness for exotic animals.”
Snigger, snigger. Check out the full article if you can bear to soil your internets with this retarded newspaper.
“It is sad as a fan to know our season is over.” blah…blah… “But there is another far more serious consequence of our failure to win against Killie on Saturday. Financial. By missing out on a top-six place Hearts have surrendered the rights to any major fixtures. It means we will no longer have sell-out crowds for the likes of Celtic, Rangers and Hibs. Which will leave the corporate hospitality suites bare, the programmes unsold, advertising low. This market is worth tens of thousands of pounds to the club and at a time when debt is already at its highest ever, made worse by a costly mistake that it can ill afford.”