Apr 28

George Foulkes
George Foulkes – not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Update 28/12/08: The drunken Lord Foulkes is in the news again for two reasons.  He’s been rumbled for a huge expenses claim for travel between Edinburgh and London to do his second job. He’s also been heavily criticised for talking utter pish in the Scottish Parliament.

Since he was given his own column in the Edinburgh Evening News, George Foulkes, the drunken Baron of Cumnock, has provided us Hibbies with an almost constant source of entertainment. Today, the disgraced achoholic MP came out with this garbled pile of doo-doo.

Incredibly he seems to be under the impression that Vladimir Romanov might take notice of his rambling, unreadable rant. He really does not seem to understand the situation as it stands. But then, the land of reality where most of us exist is as exotic a place for poor George as it is for many of his ilk. Anyone remember when he got pished, fell over, got arrested then claimed he’d been mugged before finally being charged with assault and drunken buffoonery – I don’t think that was the exact legal term but he got a hefty fine and booted out of his comfy job on the front bench.

Or what about the time he tried to claim £45,000 for expenses on a flat he himself owned? As I say, a thin grasp on reality.

Anyone remember the next time he got “mugged” on a trip to Europe with the Jambos? Pished again, unsurprisingly.

It goes on and on really but here’s a wee bit of a Hibby bating highlight from todays opus:

George Foulkes in an open letter to Vladimir Romanov;

“I mean, are you not embarrassed, even a little? Your team finished below Hibs, a side that will no doubt achieve zero debt by summer. Do you find that in any way acceptable? That a far superior sporting organisation as Hearts with a more loyal fanbase and greater potential, slides below a team that hasn’t won a Scottish Cup in over a century?”

Told you he was barking. :lol:

6 Responses to “George Foulkes’ Buffoonery”

  1. Willie F Says:

    Cancer cant come quick enough for that hearts cunt !

  2. jimmy bocco Says:

    shut up you hibs faaaaaaaanys!


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